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🗓️ 30 November 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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This week Alia Janine joins us at Comic Strip Live. We talk about the going rates for various sex work, suitcase pimps and inappropriate ways to fill in awkward lulls at the dinner table. Follow us on Twitter! @thealiajanine @kevinbrennan666 @brianpmccarthy @adamhiniker
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0:00.0 | From an undiscipline, the Q train on the upper side. |
0:27.5 | We're here, misery loves company, August, October, 38th, November 20th, they'll probably come out November 30th, right? |
0:36.7 | Yeah, yeah. November 30th. Okay, we have a lady guest today. Lady guest. Sure do. I don't know. I never met her. And everything I knew is a lie. Brian said she was a fan of the show. Now she's never heard the show. Have you heard of Kevin? Yes, I've heard of Kevin. |
0:55.0 | Okay. |
0:55.6 | Well, that's enough. So, I mean, to be fair, I have a couple hundred podcasts. I mean, I do have two podcasts. But to be fair, but I blame you, Brian, because you're, you're full of shit like everybody else. I mean, you're off the hook a little bit because you're blind. And you can be like, I didn't know. |
0:53.6 | But anyway, your name's Alia because you're blind. And you can be like, I didn't know. |
1:12.0 | But anyway, your name's Alia and you're a comic, right? |
1:15.2 | Yeah. |
1:15.9 | So just so for the record, I didn't have anything to do with this booking. |
1:20.6 | Right, Adam? |
1:21.2 | Nothing. |
1:21.8 | No, it was to do with it. |
1:23.4 | No, because if my wife listens, it would be like, well, wait, so you used to do porn, or you still do porn? |
1:28.1 | No, no, I've been retired for almost five years. And then what happened then you got retired? Do you pay for porn? It's a good point. No, I'm against porn now because I don't, because I, no, I think, I think you should be paid. I think absolutely you should be paid. Yeah, it was weird. I met a, I met a, I met a, I was in Cincinnati one time, and I met this, what are you doing, Brian? Nothing. Strong. So I was in, I was in Cincinnati one time, and I met this girl, you know, she was out to, I was working at Go Bananas there. So then they had an after party like on Sunday night. It was just like a local fucking club. They had a DJ or whatever. So Lonnie Anderson. So anyway, I'm sitting there. So anyway, I start talking to this woman. You know, she goes, she goes, you know, she's like, oh, you're a comedian. I heard you were funny. I go, yeah. She goes, I go, what do you do? She goes, well, I'm a stripper now, but I'm transitioning into porn. Nice. So, long story short, she didn't fuck me. And, no, but then she ended up doing movies like double penetration and all kinds of. So movies. So she did. No, I know. |
2:34.8 | I didn't see her movies. |
2:33.8 | But they told me to go, she wouldn't fuck you, but she fucked everybody else's side of the Ohio River. She sucked a dick or anything? But she probably also got paid for that. No, you know, what happened was because I forget what happened. We were drinking and then we walked to somebody else's house. Okay. And then like, then I think I said something that she didn't like. |
3:24.3 | And it's just like, you can't win, you know? No, I think I said something like, I think I said something racist or something just like a little bit off color. Or no, I think I said something about her, like she had a friend at the party and then he was kind of a-ish kind of a person, even though that's the Queen City. Is that the Queen City, Cincinnati? Yeah, I think it is, actually. Yeah, I think it is. So anyway, so the guy was kind of like I said, I said, someone about how about this fact? Oh, yeah. That's my best friend. I go, oh, there we go. No, but then she wouldn't fuck me, but it became like a running joke or running gags. So you don't fuck everybody, right? No, well, I mean, depending on how much money they have. So now you fuck for pay? They call it, listen, because I directed and produce porn in L.A. Yeah. Okay, let me ask you a question, though. You stop because People didn't They stopped paying Well no |
3:25.2 | Yeah the rates LA. Yeah. Okay, let me ask you a question, though, but you stop because, |
3:41.7 | people didn't, |
3:42.0 | they, |
3:42.5 | people don't, they stopped paying. |
3:43.5 | Well, |
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