95- Mental Terrorism (ft. The Bitch Bible)

Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

This week, Alex discusses the scary reality that is now life in isolation. She explains the affects that the time alone has had on her love life, the two 30 year-old men she is currently dating, her journey towards health and the battle she’s facing in attempting to leave the crazy behind and in her past. THERE IS ALSO A GUEST THIS WEEK. Introducing, Jackie Schimmel, who is the host of ‘The Bitch Bible’ Podcast. The women discuss the strange rule that goes a little something like this- If you can’t joke about divorce, cheating, or breaking up with your partner, then you are getting a divorce, getting cheated on, or getting broken up with by your partner!!! Joking about divorce is the ultimate way to a healthy marriage; Jackie can attest because she is in fact married! They also discuss cringe influencers overdoing swipe up ads, Tik-Tokers vs their personal 15 year old awkward phases, and a traumatic sexual experience that Jackie endured on a date, which included a man humping her leg, squatting, and cumming. Enjoy Daddy Gang!!!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you call him daddy?
0:05.0	Do I call her daddy?
0:07.0	Call her daddy. Why are you listening to this podcast? When there are puddles to be jumped in?
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1:16.0	Ha ha! Oh baby, what the fuck is up, Wienerholes?
1:20.0	It is your father.
1:22.0	Back on it again for another episode of Call Her Daddy.
1:29.4	It is Alex Cooper.
1:31.2	I yes am hung over. Thank you for asking. I have been drinking a little too much in the past few months of quarantine. And I think that's probably something I was going to say hopefully everyone can relate to, but I also know the daddy gang you guys like who am I kidding you guys tag me in your fucking stories on Instagram and I'm like watching you guys get absolutely fucking hammered in your living rooms by yourselves and like that is my gang hello
1:59.8	Here's just like a little food for thought come for throat. Oh Oh Zinger come for throat that's the new food for thought come for throat
2:09.6	I want you to all pause for a minute because I was having this introspective moment and I want you all to share this with me
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