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🗓️ 9 September 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | Do you call him daddy? |
0:05.0 | Do I call her daddy? |
0:07.0 | Call her daddy. |
0:09.0 | Oh my fucking God what the fuck is up daddy gang it is your founding father |
0:20.6 | back at it again for another episode of Call Her Mother |
0:28.3 | Fucking Daddy. Hi, hello, what the fuck is up? It's a minute door number three came all over my 12,000 I'm just trying to get my bearings here and you say what listen I'm saying |
0:45.1 | $12,000 because it really does have to like it adds to the story it's not a flex |
0:50.6 | listen to what happened to my life I I quickly mentioned it on a blog and people were like, |
0:55.7 | huh, so I just need to like get it out there. I can't even talk about anything else in the |
0:59.2 | episode but I just want to tell you this because I genuinely think this symbolizes how my life is going. |
1:05.0 | Okay, so I like to be sedentary, I like to be horizontal, I like to lay down. |
1:11.0 | It's my favorite pastime, it's what I like to do all day every day. So my |
1:16.6 | entire life I have wanted a restoration hardware cloud couch, okay? I get my new contract and I'm like I literally make a little fund for |
1:26.7 | this restoration hardware couch a Chanel bag a fucking Saline a Birken no a fucking cloudine, a Birken, no, a fucking cloud couch, okay? |
1:34.0 | So this is my life dream. |
1:37.0 | Finally, I purchase the Restoration Hardware Cloud Couch. |
1:41.0 | In total, it's $12,000. |
1:45.0 | That is disgusting. |
1:46.0 | That is so ridiculous. |
1:48.0 | But it's what I wanted to spend my fucking money on, okay? |
1:50.0 | I know this is first world problems, |
1:52.0 | but this is my fucking podcast, and this is what's happening right now. So listen, |
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