What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bankrope, can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Clow, close. What is up guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realists. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ. Cruise the motherfucking internet. That's what we're going to do. That's DJ over there. I'm Andy. Hello, children. Yes. We're Ebony and Ivory. That's right. Are you new guys? Yeah, we are. So, uh, Ebony and Ivory. What? Hmm. Anyway, we'll just get right into it, man. That's fine. Hey, sorry for not having a show yesterday, guys. This is coming out on Saturday. Um, Saturday um just been one of those one of

those weeks so yeah all right yeah yeah my uh my uncle who is basically my second dad growing up

passed away um last week he fell down five six years ago hit his head real bad and

has been like in not incapacitated but just different since then and uh last night was his wake

and today was the burial.

And so, uh, yeah, it was, it was, it was, it was surreal.

Wasn't sad.

It was actually the first funeral I've been to in a long time where it seemed like people were,

were in good spirits not

because not because you know obviously he was dead but um just a great man uh someone who who for me

and I feel like I owe him to say this, you know, very similar to me in personality.

The eulogy that my cousin, John Paul gave was about Italian bread, about Italian bread, how it's

very crunchy on the outside, but on the inside, it's super soft. And that's how he was, dude. He was

very straightforward, very caring, did all kinds of things for people that no one

ever found out about or knew about that he didn't want anybody knowing about and has

supported our family in a very valuable way for as long as I've been on the earth and it's just it's

i was just found myself being very grateful to have him you know what i mean and um and then i

got to see all my cousins who i haven't seen in a long time and that was really cool and And just, yeah, man, it's just, I'm very, very grateful. I know not everybody has that, you know, I had a great dad, but I also had like another dad. You know what I mean? And that's, that's, this is my dad's brother, my dad's older brother. So that's that privilege, bro. You had two dads. I didn't even have one yeah yeah I know sucks to be you yeah so but yeah

dude it was it was something about people being at peace though you know I think

yeah you know I mean because I had a privilege of meeting him yeah you met him

after his accident but was post action yeah yeahaction. Yeah. And he was just different.

He was sharp.

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