#94 Saying YES and The Summer of Forced Fun

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8 • 672 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Ralph Sutton host of The SDR Show joins Kristen to talk about seeing a therapist at the age of 5 or 6, not being married and about to turn 50 and whether or not Kristen really needs medication. They also talk about saying yes to everything and Kristen's "Summer of Forced Fun" or Ralph's version called "Summer of Do." There's also chat about dinner etiquette and Ralph's bromance with his new friends.

Check out The SDR Show on Gas Digital and follow Ralph @iamralphsutton

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0:00.0	Hey, welcome to Kristen and Chill. I'm your host, Sarah. Just kidding. That would be strange if I had a show named Kristen and Chill, and my name was not not Kristen unless, you know, I took the show
0:22.5	over from someone named Kristen, you'd think still there'd be a name changeover maybe.
0:27.9	And I would never just name the show randomly, Kristen. That would be a very random name to pick.
0:32.5	If you're going to do like woman name and chill, you know, you'd like jane and chill or jack and chill which it has to be a
0:42.7	podcast now that i just said that jack and jill jack and chill no one start that please uh because it'll be a
0:48.7	bad podcast do you guys identify with your name because i don't even really feel like a christin
0:53.4	and you know i didn't pick the name so of course there's a chance you're not going to feel like your name? Because I don't even really feel like a Kristen.
0:57.6	And, you know, I didn't pick the name. So of course there's a chance you're not going to feel like your name. But there are some people that match their name so perfectly. And it's like, did they
1:04.3	morph into their name because that was their name their whole life and they took on that identity?
1:11.2	Or were their parents just so spot on with the name?
1:14.3	Like when he came rushing out of the womb, they were like, this is a Zach.
1:18.8	We know this is a Zach.
1:20.5	Like he's going to love skateboarding and the checkerboard pattern and ska.
1:26.9	Like, how did they know that? But also, that's how I see a Zach. We all
1:30.2	see names differently. So I may seem like a Kristen to you because you knew a girl in high school
1:35.7	who was really cool and really funny. Her name was Kristen. And you're like, yes, you're a Kristen.
1:41.6	You know, I'll accept. I'll accept accept but I'm grateful to have the name that I
1:46.7	do have because the two other options were not desirable for me necessarily the first one was my
1:53.5	mom's secret dream name she wanted to name me summer and that's wrong on a billion different
1:59.8	levels of course one of them being that does not
2:02.3	fit my personality at all so I'm like a winter cynic by the name of summer I don't think so
2:08.7	but also how terrible does it sound with my last name summer Carney that's a really really bad name
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