Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

You join us live at London's glittering West End.

We are here at the Criterion Theatre where the editor Ian Hlop is about to launch the magazine's annual

from the page to the stage, joined by the very able cast of Harry Enfield, Jan Ravens and

Lewis McLeod, over to Ian as the evening kicks off.

Okay, this is Privatized Feature Dumb Britain.

A compilation of real answers to real questions in quizzes on TV.

This is compiled by Marcus Berkman.

And remember, these are all real, they're from the chase, tipping point,

mastermind, the weakest link, the wheel and many others. And our presenter jointly for

tonight is Bradley Walsh.

Thank you, Ian. Thank you, audience. for tonight is Bradley Walsh.

Thank you, Ian, thank you audience.

Which 20th century Soviet leader is often referred to as Uncle Joe?

Joe Pasquale.

Name something you have more than two of on your body.

Arms.

In food and drink on spirits, beer and wine labels,

the abbreviation ABV stands for alcohol by what?

Voltage?

In cinema, the 2000 year Ang Lee film that was nominated for a Best Picture Oscar was called

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