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How Long Gone

936. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.41.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one pod today: Chris is home from Italy, and Jason is in L.A. We chat about Jia Tolentino’s microlooting scandal, our Secretary of War's jaw and the packet is in D.C., staging our new White House ballroom, false flags and Scientology speed runs, Drake’s injections and ab dissolvers are settled and ready for the launch of Iceman, and what we need The Boy to deliver next month, the Stagecoach Festival's windy ride, and a temp check on music festivals at large, including FORM in Arcosanti, and a Lake Como scene report from Chris. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How long gone recording in progress?

0:20.3

It's Chris Black. I'm just back in New York. The sun is shining. Shirts are off in the park. Things are looking good. TJ, how are you? Is it hot enough to take the shirt off there already? I would say these are season jumpers jump roping in the sun directly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a little bit, you know, it's a choice. It's 60 degrees, but that, you know, for us, that's big. Big, that's big, that's good. So you just got back from Italy, correct? Yeah, yeah, I arrived at beautiful Newark just two hours ago. And I realized I'd never flown internationally into Newark before.

0:54.5

It was a whole new custom experience for me.

0:56.3

I was just going to say.

0:57.3

Dude, it threw me off, I have to say, but it was very fast.

1:00.1

And in either Newark is low-key asleeper.

1:02.4

If it wasn't a United Hub, it would be New York's best airport.

1:06.6

Also, if it was in New York, the Tri-State area's best airport.

1:44.5

So in Joe Budden's Newark, New Jersey. Yeah, exactly. For international listeners, not everyone knows about Newark, New Jersey. There's not much to know from my few times poking around. So it's a one-pageer? It's more of a one-pageer. Exactly. It's a a one sentencer, I think. Airport is all you need. Maybe word. We can go one word. Okay. Okay. Well, welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back into America. You can jump back into the clip economy where we can do some whole foods, microlooting. Dude, I can't wait. And we can show you how to spend it.

1:45.9

I can't wait to micro loot.

1:47.8

I, dude, imagine, imagine making a throwaway comment on a podcast about micro looting like we've done, I don't know, 15,000 times apiece on this show.

1:57.6

And having the daily mail sent photographers to your house and have somebody coming through public records and find out how much your mortgage is. That's tough, man. That's tough. You know what? I don't usually say this because I don't usually mean it. It does feel like the patriarchy is in play a little bit here. I hate to say it. I hate to say it. I know how much it must hate for you to say it, but I think you and I came to a similar

2:18.3

premonition about this in comparison.

2:21.7

Okay.

2:22.1

Because we have, like you said, I have admitted to micro-looting the Whole Foods.

2:28.2

I would never micro-lute from a small local business.

2:31.3

I support those.

2:32.2

Of course not.

2:32.9

But, you know, for a for a for a for a, for a, for ball, demon slayer ball Jeff Bezos. I support those. Of course not. But, you know, for for a for a for a for ball demon slayer ball Jeff

2:37.5

Bezos, I'm okay with taking, you know, ringing up the or the organic tomato as a regular

2:43.6

one or whatever it is. I mean, this these asparagus are coming with me. How about that?

2:49.5

Jeff. Yeah. I mean, the ramps become green

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