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Dear Hank & John

93: Nothing Fits on a Bumper Sticker

Dear Hank & John

Complexly

Vlogbrothers, People, Social Media, Soccer, Humor, Heartfelt, Youtube, Itunes:https://feeds.simplecast.com/9yni3wal, John Green, Comedy, Life, Green Brothers, Self-improvement, Advice, Dear Hank And John, Authors, Hank Green, Brothers, Society & Culture, Education, Relationships, Mars, 770430, Improv, Space, Pop Culture, Philosophy, Conversations

4.98K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2017

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Can a writer mess with science for poetic purposes? If you enjoy Narnia, would you enjoy The Fountainhead? Is there a right social construct to teach? And more!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello! Welcome to Dear Hagen John!

0:07.0

Now is that for a thing with Dear John and Hank?

0:08.6

It's a comedy podcast about death!

0:10.6

Where, me and my brother John, we answer your questions,

0:13.3

give you DB Supplyson, bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

0:17.3

Hey John!

0:18.3

Hi.

0:19.3

Hi. How are you?

0:21.3

Uh, you know that part in Rushmore, actually you don't, because you're not familiar with Rushmore.

0:26.8

I can't believe you haven't seen Rushmore at least 12 times.

0:29.8

How can you even claim to be my brother?

0:31.6

Anyway, there's this part in Rushmore where, uh, one of the characters says,

0:38.3

uh, I ain't even here, Sergeant, I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

0:43.3

That's how I am.

0:44.6

I'm not, I'm not really here, to be honest with you, I'm in Cheyenne, Wyoming.

0:48.6

I'm just like, uh, I'm, I'm working a lot and I am in,

0:54.1

grossed in my work and I am not really capable of thinking about anything else.

1:00.6

How are you?

1:01.6

Uh, good, how do I get you here?

1:04.1

I need a, I need a brother for my podcast.

1:07.1

No, I have to stay in Cheyenne, unfortunately.

1:09.3

I have to stay in Cheyenne, Wyoming as long as possible,

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