93: No Such Thing As A Christmas Treenis

No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2015

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Glad SCHREIBings we bring to you and HARKIN! We wish you a MURRAY Christmas ANNA Happy New Year! In a special festive episode, Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss fluffy velociraptors, glass Christmas trees and the oldest turkey in Britain.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish, a weekly podcast
0:16.2	coming to you from the QI offices in Covent Garden.
0:18.9	My name is Dan Shriver, I'm sitting here with Anich Zinsky, James Harkin and Andy Murray,
0:23.6	and once again we've gathered around the microphones this time with our four favorite Christmas
0:27.0	facts because this is our Christmas day special and so in no particular order here we go starting
0:32.5	with you, James Harkin.
0:34.1	Okay, my fact this week is that the oldest turkey in the UK is called dinner.
0:40.9	That's great.
0:42.9	And yet so cruel, how old is he?
0:45.7	She.
0:46.7	It's a he and he is at least 16 years old.
0:50.5	Okay.
0:51.5	And they know that because for 16 years they haven't eaten it.
0:54.4	Does it get to a point where a bird is too old to eat?
0:58.5	You could eat it but I think birds tend to be nicer when they're younger.
1:02.4	Right.
1:03.4	Yeah because usually we eat turkeys when they're about really young right 12 weeks old.
1:06.2	Yeah.
1:07.2	They chicken especially very young indeed.
1:08.6	Yeah.
1:09.6	They just fattin them up straight away and kill them.
1:11.9	Merry Christmas everyone.
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