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Oh, oh, and welcome to another episode of Not a Such Thing as a Fish.

a weekly podcast this week coming to you from the Up the Creek Comedy Club in Greenwich.

My name is Dan Schreiber and please welcome to the stage it's the three regulars Aniches

Insky, Jens Harkin and Andy Murray.

And once again we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the

last seven days and in a particular order here we go starting with you James Harkin.

Okay my fact this week is that there is only a one in eight hundred thousand chance

that nobody will cough during this podcast recording.

Yeah.

How those odds looking.

Yeah so there's a recent study done that I saw this on the improbable website and it

was by a professor Andreas Wagner from the University of Hanover and it was called why

do people not coughing concerts the economics of concerts etiquette.

And he basically found out the the probability that a certain number of people would cough

and I kind of extrapolated his data into the number of people who are here tonight and

got it completely wrong.

I did huge genuine coughs that was one.

No we put the idea in their minds now.

Yeah I have an unbearable urge to cough.

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