Summary
Ray and Lucie discuss epic crashes, scented candles, sharing a wife, and much more..
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Kump. |
| 0:20.3 | Hello. |
| 0:21.0 | Hello, Lucy. Hello. Hello, Lucy. |
| 0:23.0 | Hello. |
| 0:23.6 | You never, you always take a delay to respond. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm always hoping that you'll go for the implied hello, but you never do. |
| 0:29.7 | I want, I want them to know I say hello. |
| 0:32.1 | I want you to know I say hello. |
| 0:35.4 | What's wrong with that? |
| 0:36.4 | It's Christmas. |
| 0:37.4 | Why can't I say hello to a lot of people? Look, you can. It's the Omicron Christmas. It's the Christmas variant. Yeah. I mean, doesn't it look like a snowflake when they showed those pictures? Yeah. It's a little snowflake. Allma'clock. Allma'clock isn't entirely not a Christmassy word. Yeah, it sounds like, oh, O McC omicron the bells are made of fouchy it sounds like a like a rare leaf that two people would |
| 1:05.7 | have to yeah like buy your fiance a omicron leaf. Or what gem you might buy your fiance if you're like too cheap to buy a diamond. Oh, yeah. Or if you just don't believe in, you know, having the kids cut their arms off. Sure. Well, not cutting their own arms off. Someone's cutting their arms off. They ain't doing it. It ain't self-inflicted. But you know what I'm saying. I think it still happens? We think they clean their act up. Conflict diamonds. At Christmas. Conflict diamond. They can't all be conflict diamonds, can they? I mean. Aren't they worthless? I mean, that's debatable. But yeah. Yeah, it's like enforced scarcity by the De Beers cartel. |
| 1:46.1 | Is that going to get to be monetized by the beer? |
| 1:48.5 | I was hoping to get the beer's advertisement on the show. |
| 1:52.2 | We should do a black, we should do like a comp, the beers. |
| 1:55.4 | Remember those old black and white commercials? |
| 1:56.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:57.8 | And it's like, you know, that just promotes who we are. |
| 2:02.1 | It's exciting time to live in Brooklyn. |
| 2:07.4 | Everyone seems to have some kind of COVID. |
| 2:10.7 | Some of old COVID, some of new COVID. |
| 2:13.3 | Everyone has it. |
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