92 - Kump Sick

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2021

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ray and Lucie discuss being sick, criminal parents, and much more.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Kump.
0:20.8	Hello.
0:22.3	There we go.
0:23.4	It's higher now.
0:25.3	We're a little late.
0:26.7	We're a little late to the podcast.
0:32.5	Someone was sick.
0:34.9	I was sick.
0:35.5	Was I sick?
0:36.6	No, it was me? Was it me who had illnesses all over my body?
0:41.0	No, it was I. That's fine. I would never make you podcast sick, even though you're still kind of
0:45.9	sick. I was a fluy. You're flu-you're not COVID. It wasn't COVID. Not Omicron. I was so
0:52.9	scared that you had Omicron and that I was going to burn your body to keep it from spreading throughout the apartment building, even before you died.
1:04.8	I just don't know.
1:05.9	You want to burn me?
1:07.5	Look, at a certain point, you have to think of society of society you have to it takes a village to burn
1:14.9	your girlfriend alive i mean do you want the virus to win new york strong don't you remember
1:22.6	new york strong yeah i guess so the part of that is you know using chemicals i, I'm all for making sacrifices, but you have to burn my body while I'm living?
1:31.7	Well, I mean, at that point, is really a life.
1:36.3	You know, I mean, I'm not trying...
1:40.5	I don't want you to burn alive.
1:43.9	It seems like you want me to burn alive.
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