Three, two, two, one.

The... I think...

I think...

Jamie was giving us the almost double gun finger not yes 3 to 1

1 top up a sand's glasses you got a new look right now, buddy, you just said, fuck it.

Well, they're, uh, they're reading glasses.

Dirty. They're dirty.

No, they're, they're progressives.

What's that mean?

That means the top? Oh like five

Poccles? Yeah, it's three levels. Oh. Far, medium reading.

Fuck, dude. When are they going to fix that? It's pretty good.

I fix what? Your eyes? Yeah, I only have I have reading classes that I've worn over the last few years like two or three years like right I think I hit like 46. Mm-hmm and that's when I just started going ee like I'd look at my phone like hey why does that look like shit it is bad and then

Adam Corolla did my podcast and he left some glasses over he left reading glasses and I picked up his reading

glasses and I put him on I went fuck I can see I can fucking see clear now

I know it's really frustrating and I can't wear contacts because I have a scar on this eyeball

whoa from I don't know what from it the only thing I can think of is he said it was something as a child.

There was a pillow fight I had with my friend Keith in like third grade and I remember him hitting

me in an open eye and just being down for a while. But just as kids, you know, you're like,

oh, that hurt.

Right, but you develop a scar.

It's the only thing I could, so the, yeah, there's a scar on the outer layer

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