What's sleeping on the floor? Now my jury box froze. Fuck a pole. Fuck a stole. Counted millions in a cold. Bad bitch, booted swow. Got her on bank row. Can't fold. Just a no headshot case closed. Close. What is up guys? It's Andy for selling. This is the show for the realist say goodbye to the lies the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome

Mother fucking reality guys today. We have Andy and DJ

Cruz the motherfucking internet. That's what we're gonna do that's what CTI stands for we say CTI stands for Cruz the internet

We're gonna put topics on the screen we're

going to speculate on what's true and what's not true we're going to make fun of all of these people

and then we're going to talk about how us we the people the common sense the peasants of the world

have to change the direction of society anyway it's very simple we're going to do the show. You're going to fucking laugh. And if you don't, don't listen to the show. But if you do, make sure you share it. We have this thing here. It goes like this. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. Only hos just take, take, take, and never give something back. That's right. So that's why we say, don't be a ho. It's true of the show. Yeah. All right. What's up? What's going on, dude? Nothing. Dude, I had a wild interesting weekend, man. I had something happening to me, too. Dude, it was crazy. And really, it was really the last 24 hours have been crazy for me. I'd narcan the bitch and my AC went out at the house. You narcan. Where? Downtown, bro. So we're leaving IKEA. So we're redoing my daughter, my oldest daughter's room. When was this? Yesterday, bro. Yesterday. Did I talk to you yesterday? No, we, not like that, no.

Oh, we talked about the show.

Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, no, we went to IKEA to grab some stuff because we redo them old, oldest daughter's

room and leaving IKEA, Van de Van der Soto down there, right?

Leaving IKEA, there was this car in the middle of the fucking road with the lady and like knocked out. Okay. And I saw it as like, I passed her and like I looked behind and she had a baby on board sticker. Right. And so I'm like, dude. I immediately like flipped. I had the whole family with me. We flipped around, walked up to her, bro, OD'd.

Is anybody else with her?

Her and her boyfriend, both OD'd. Passed on the car. Yeah. At a green light. Fentanyl? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Did they wake up when you do this shit? Oh, yeah. They say don't call the cops? They got pissed. Yeah, they drove off. It's fine.

You know what I'm saying?

It's fine.

But dude, it was wild, man.

And then got back home. You fucking shot him call the cops. Oh, they got pissed. Yeah, they drove off. It's fine. You know what I'm saying? It's fine.

But, uh, but dude, it was wild, man.

And then got back home.

You fucking shot him with the Narcan.

They got pissed off.

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