92: The Prophecy

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions.

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0:00.0	I can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces or we can talk.
0:09.0	Literally exact words.
0:11.0	Do you have a bag, my mother's feces? Yeah. Do you have a bag of everyone's mother's feces?
0:17.0	Like is that a satanic power that you discovered?
0:21.0	Like, you were like, ugh, I wish I had Dave's mom's shit right now.
0:24.4	Ha ha! Look at that!
0:26.4	Oh!
0:27.4	Flashback to Vigo Morton's scooping the shit I have an old lady.
0:30.4	I did not think this through. I did not.
0:32.4	I did not think this through. I did not. movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from
0:54.0	Christian cinema except when Eli just selects a perfectly good 90s movie with
0:57.4	angels in it. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my
1:01.0	good friend heath then right heath welcome back thanks Noah you
1:04.7	know what I'd like to do to help set the mood for this movie what's that I want to
1:09.5	gently kiss the spaces between your knuckles. Is that cool?
1:13.2	If I just do that right now.
1:14.8	For a second.
1:15.8	Cool, thank you.
1:16.8	I was pretty sure you were going to go with an Eli catchphrase right there,
1:19.5	so that was actually way better than I was expecting.
1:22.2	Speaking of which, sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli,
1:26.0	Bostnik, Eli, I do not want to know what you want to do to set the mood for this movie.
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