91: Heaven Bound

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to.

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0:00.0	Maybe you could talk to Doc. He could give you some tips on being a real man.
0:08.5	And he goes, and he goes, what is that supposed to mean?
0:11.5	And I'm like, yeah, what is that supposed to mean? And I'm like, yeah, what is that supposed to mean?
0:13.3	That means fucking contest.
0:15.4	Only way to solve this.
0:17.0	Absolutely fucking contest.
0:18.8	I just still wanted a flash cut to, oh, okay, that's why they say it's a man in a boat he's at the front of the
0:25.6	boat I was just like where the fuck what is that even mean it's a bad metaphor
0:30.5	all right now clean this mango and I'll let you go.
0:35.0	Jesus.
0:37.0	God awful movies. Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.0	because Rod Rosenstein hasn't opined on our job performance yet.
0:57.5	I'm your host Noah Aleusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath
1:01.7	welcome back. Thanks Noah Noah you know what I love your chicken parm hot pocket so I don't say it
1:08.6	enough I appreciate those and that's to pay off in about 90 minutes.
1:14.0	Yeah, about 90 minutes.
1:15.0	It'll all make so let's go back to the intro.
1:18.0	It's called a tease.
1:20.0	It's not a call forward, it's a tease.
1:22.0	And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick
1:25.3	Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir? I'm pretty fantastic
1:32.0	I wonder why. So clue everybody in on why Eli is doing so fantastic if you would
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