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Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2023
⏱️ 161 minutes
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
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| 0:00.0 | We don't even have an intro. It just opens up. Oh, I mean, we have music a little short thing. |
| 0:17.7 | There was music. Baby, baby, boo, boo, boo. You don't know. We're recording. Oh, I know. |
| 0:22.4 | You don't know. It's called friendly banter, Johnny. You've never heard the intro. So you're |
| 0:26.6 | never heard the intro. I thought it's broken simulation. Broken simulation. Yeah, yeah, it's |
| 0:32.9 | like, and then there's a little like guitar riff, like a just heavily. That's it. Let's hear it. |
| 0:42.4 | I made this by the way. I've heard this before. It's just like some electricity striking a computer |
| 0:47.6 | and then oh, it's broken the simulation. Oh, yeah, just broken simulation. Okay, |
| 0:52.0 | simulation. Okay, now I know my own intro. But it's quick. It's only, uh, how long is that? |
| 0:58.0 | That's 11 seconds right there. Look at that. Bam. So Johnny, uh, a lot of friendly banter, friendly |
| 1:04.5 | banter. Uh, so did you see YouTube's like, Hey, man, put your podcasts on YouTube. You're like, |
| 1:10.2 | we've already fallen for this. Yeah, yeah, nice. It's not happening. Nice try YouTube. Hey, man, |
| 1:15.5 | put your podcasts on here so we can shadow ban it. There's my podcast. No podcast for you. |
| 1:22.0 | They're trying, they're really what you've always said that they're going to become desperate for |
| 1:25.4 | money is happening. Like they're all these new programs. Like I told you about this new thing that |
| 1:29.1 | they were like, they have, they'll put links to anything that's in. If you opt in, like, say, |
| 1:36.0 | like last week, you had your new era LA Dodgers hat fitted hat, I put a link into like, |
| 1:41.7 | Macy's or wherever you can buy that hat just to see what it looked like. And uh, they, they've |
| 1:46.7 | started that pro, that program, they've started a program where you can get advertisers directly |
| 1:52.5 | through YouTube to advertise on there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're getting desperate. And apparently, |
| 1:56.7 | dude, sometimes people are just people are reporting that sometimes the show has a dozen ads |
| 2:02.4 | throughout it on YouTube. Yeah. They just loaded up. Yeah. Without Arkansas. I mean, we never say those |
| 2:07.1 | are bad. And dude, and it's just like make one rule. That's all I ask. Like I can't stand it. |
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