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0:00.0	The following podcast may seem like an impossible transmission from a magical dimension, but I assure you it is just the opposite.
0:11.2	Human actors in Chicago, loving half-formed ideas at one another to avoid moving to one of the coasts.
0:16.9	And the entire venture is sponsored by Cards Against Humanity, as it will be until the end of time,
0:22.1	just us and Cards Against Humanity is slouching towards oblivion.
0:25.5	As you'll recall, last week left us with a scenario that should really allow our voice actors to stretch.
0:31.1	Yes, get those expectations nice and high.
0:33.9	I'm sure, like the current season of Walking Dead, this is really going to deliver.
0:38.0	Bon Appetit!
0:55.9	Hello from the Magic Tavern!
1:02.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of fune. I'm your host Arnie Neekamp.
1:06.0	If you've never listened to the podcast before, buckle in. This is all the things that you need to know.
1:10.6	About a year and nine months ago, I think I fell through a dimensional portal behind a burger
1:15.6	king in Chicago into the magical, fantastical land of fune. Luckily, I'm still getting a Wi-Fi
1:20.4	signal from the burger king through the dimensional rift. And I use that to upload a podcast
1:25.2	that I record every week here in the tavern, the Vermilion Minotaur, at this very table
1:31.0	in the town of Hogsface. This very table. At this very table in the town of Hogsface in the land of fune.
1:36.0	And I'm joined, as always, by my co-host, but it's weird this. It's been a weird week.
1:42.0	A Magic Turkey swapped, Yusidor and Chun's souls. So I'm joined.
1:48.0	That's weird about that. I'm joined by Chun, but Chun, your soul is in Yusidor's body.
1:52.9	It's just weird. You sound like...
1:54.4	Bing bong, yeah, baby. You just, you just don't seem like you're...
1:57.6	Walk in like a wizard this week.
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