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0:00.0	Hey, this is Craig up in the space station.
0:06.7	Not in the space station and my house, just my regular house.
0:10.1	My regular house, the following podcast is not real, but it is really brought to you by
0:13.5	cards against humanity.
0:14.5	They've been sponsoring us for so long.
0:16.2	I wonder if they set up auto-sponsor and then forgot about it.
0:19.5	Just in case, don't bring it up to them.
0:21.3	Anyway, I think we're about ready to start the show, so take it away.
0:27.7	Attention, citizens of Earth.
0:33.1	The following podcast is not real and does not constitute proof of alternate dimensions.
0:38.6	No matter how attractive their existence may currently seem.
0:41.9	Not only is this not real, but it's being performed live as part of the Chicago Podcast
0:46.2	Festival at the historic Athenayam Theatre across from the historic Golden Apple, serving
0:52.1	coffee that many would describe as historic.
0:55.0	Now, switch off your deductive reasoning and enjoy the show.
1:23.2	Hello from the Magic Tavern.
1:28.5	A weekly podcast from the magical land of Foon.
1:31.0	I'm your host, Arnie Neacamp.
1:33.0	If you've never heard the podcast before, uh-oh.
1:38.3	But it's going to be okay.
1:39.7	I'll be here to guide you through the entire experience.
1:43.0	I know what it's like to be a stranger in a strange land.
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