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Ghostrunners

92 - Meeting Lauren Daigle

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2021

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Jake and Brad think of a new way to get your fast food for free every time (patent pending). They also debut a new segment called "I don't buy it" and bring on some special guests to show including Donald Trump and Patrick Mahomes. Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Good morning, Brad. Hello. Good morning at 9.01 p.m. Yes. On a Monday morning. Good morning to our European fans out there. Yes. Talks. Call. Do morning.

0:10.7

Brad, I got a text this morning.

0:12.7

American time from our, our friend, Caitlin Zerker. The lover at 5.05 a.m.

0:19.9

Well, it's just how you settle down. Hey. Yeah.

0:22.9

You're a married man. Hey, wait, what? I just caught these that I love her. Oh,

0:27.9

it's like 10, like 10 minutes later, you're like, oh, I don't know about this. Love, love,

0:35.2

love, Caitlin and her family. It's a family love. Family love. Not a dode, but more of a rock

0:41.6

hava. You heard that? There's like different knee meat words for love in the, uh, oh, Bible. Yeah.

0:48.0

A gope. Yeah, it's a different. It's a gope love. I think it's, I have a gope love for her. What is

0:52.4

dode? I'll tell you when you're married. Been over. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Anyway, um, that's a movie

1:02.5

quote. Uh, Caitlin at 5.05 says, wait, wait, let's just, let's just like, let's just start

1:09.8

saying the appropriate thing and then just say that's a movie quote. Hey, so I can say it. No,

1:13.7

it's fine. It's in the movie. Anything goes. No, no, yeah, it's fine. It's like, but no,

1:17.3

beforehand, I said, with all due respect. Yeah. Was I lead with that? I could say anything.

1:20.8

Right. No offense, but not to be rude, but yeah. And then you like, don't do this the wrong way.

1:25.2

I said, I think you're, you're not looking very pretty today. You're kind of ugly. I said,

1:29.1

not to be rude. Yeah. Why are you getting so offended? Yeah. I said no offense. Oh, man. So it

1:33.6

would have been nice if Caitlin could have led her sons with no offense or something. And 5.05

1:37.2

in the morning, 5.05 a.m. She felt Noah got paid from her. Okay. Noah. She said a mustache

1:43.4

and long shallow hair is not becoming. You look like a, you look goofy. You look like goofy.

1:50.1

Wait, wait, a mustache and long shallow. A mustache and long shallow hair is not becoming

1:55.6

period. You look like goofy. Look like goofy. You look like goofy. Capital G. Yeah. What's the

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