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Ghostrunners

91 - Jake Wants to Marry Brad

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 February 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

Brad and Jake unintentionally write their best joke together. This episode will also leave you with many questions like who in their right mind is watching Young Sheldon and where do you get laser hair removal?? Go to humblesalt.co and use code HEYMOM for 10% off! Become a Patron and get exclusive content from Jake & Brad: https://bit.ly/2XJ1h3y  Watch this episode on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3cQSPnw  Follow us on Instagram: http://bit.ly/33WAq4P  Leave us a voice memo and ask a question: https://anchor.fm/jake-triplett/message  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

How we going?

0:02.0

How we going? How we going? How we going?

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be be be Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

0:15.0

All right, we're warm.

0:18.0

Yeah.

0:19.3

Okay, so Jake, as you know, fatherhood is wonderful. I love my kids. I love the opportunity that I have to

0:27.7

hang out with my kids but I wonder if maybe my daughter's getting to the point where in her life where like I think she's cute but other people might think she's kind of annoying.

0:38.0

Okay. You know I mean like like I think parents so often I'm like your kids kind of annoying but you're blinded by it.

0:44.0

I think I might be that point with Hattie a little bit so you can let me know not not too vigorously please.

0:50.0

Okay. Just let me know sometime more than kind of the weird quirks that she's doing lately is like

0:56.8

It's like she's being so goofy and it's fun and it's funny. It's probably my fault honestly. I'm the goofy one in the family, but you're so zainy. But one of the things she does is like, you know, she'll just like change the first letters of words that you say to her. So you're like, hey, you want to read a book? She'll be like, you want to go

1:14.2

snee to cook or something like that. And it's like, it's like, and she thinks it's so funny, whatever. And so honestly, it's kind of annoying sometimes.

1:21.9

It's like, okay, okay, this is not that cute. You know, it's kind of annoying sometimes. It's like, okay, this is not that cute.

1:24.6

You know, it's just kind of annoying me.

1:26.1

But I will say there's really sweet moments as well.

1:29.6

So, you know, I was putting her to bed the other night

1:32.4

and, you know, we're reading her book. We're reading this chapter book. She's loving it. She's getting into it and she wants me to sing her amazing grace after we praise we pray sing her amazing grace and I'm like patting her she wants me to

1:44.6

pat her a little bit she's like patting me as I'm patting her and it's like this is

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