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912. Rough Stuff: Teenage Skin Care Routines

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Small Beans

Comedy

4.91.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Sarah and Bridgett discuss the rite of passage that is bad teenage skin. The moisturizers, the serums, the crippling fear. It’s another shiny Rough Stuff. Rough Stuff: https://www.instagram.com/bspodcasting/ Email us your horrible tales: roughstuffpod@gmail.com Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

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0:00.0

A

0:07.0

Aux Uh, hey everybody.

0:26.8

My name's Bridget Greenberg, and this is Rough Stuff, the podcast, where we talk about

0:31.7

embarrassing things that happened in our childhood.

0:34.3

Like, the one time I peed my pants because I locked myself outside.

0:39.3

I did that one time, except in lieu of pissing myself, I just peed in my backyard.

0:43.6

And you know what?

0:44.2

Everyone made fun of me for not just peeing outside.

0:47.5

I'm the first person to say, like, just piss outside.

0:51.6

But our, we didn't, like like we lived in a apartment building so outside

0:56.2

was just exposed it wasn't my backyard i was in my backyard yeah i'm also sarah griff that's important

1:03.4

i uh my one is that uh i got my card was denied a3 charge at 7-11 like a month and a half ago. Ooh. I didn't realize like it was like one of those things where like a bunch of auto pays happened at the same time. Yeah, you got to watch out for those auto pays. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, my bad. I actually don't even have $3 right now. But to the pissing outside, I will say not too long ago, I was driving. I was meeting one of my guy friends at a bar downtown to watch our friend perform. And he was like, oh my God, like how far away is it? Like I've got to pee so bad. And I was like, you are literally a man and it is nighttime in downtown downtown if you don't just fucking find a wall to

1:44.7

piss on yeah are you kidding me i don't want to hear you a man complain about having to pee outside

1:50.9

i would like squat in between two cars if it was really this bad but i was like bro literally just

1:56.3

pee you can get ticketed. Being quick about it.

2:01.9

Yeah, move on.

2:02.9

He's white.

2:04.9

A white dude, they're not going to.

2:07.4

Yeah.

2:07.8

They're not going to.

2:08.7

I'm just being real.

2:09.9

In downtown Los Angeles, those buildings are meant to pee on.

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