911. Kings of King: It Chapter Two

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 90 minutes

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This episode covers the second installment of It, the famous story about a clown and some children. Michael and Abe discuss the updated cast, the structure of the story, the spooks, and of course, the sexiest clown in the biz. Features: Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store?ref_id=22691

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0:00.0	Stephen King
0:03.0	Stephen King
0:26.6	In Derry, Maine there is a lady showing photographs of her daddy who became an evil clown.
0:38.3	Now the losers' clubs in town, Ben's been slimming down.
0:44.3	Emboldened are the racists and homophobes.
0:49.3	Pretty much everyone in town's a piece of shit.
0:53.3	Mike keeps watch for it.
0:56.7	And then says, guys, let's go.
0:59.2	Stan says no.
1:01.8	Pennywise's deadly lights are in my eyes.
1:06.8	Bar-da-pah-par.
1:09.3	Ziggy from the wire
1:11.6	keeps getting slime.
1:13.9	That's it.
1:14.9	He's mean like tack.
1:18.8	It's summer meanwhile back?
1:21.2	Is that I'm trying to...
1:22.2	I sit and meanwhile back in Penny Lane.
1:25.6	Four of fish and finger pies.
1:28.3	Saying that badly, but it's still recognizable because I'll be honest.
1:32.9	Big song.
1:34.2	I really wanted to do, darn now I can't remember.
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