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The Story Must Be Told

91. Maps Of The North

The Story Must Be Told

The Last Podcast Network

Arts

4.8530 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2019

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

A stranger is coming! When they confront you, will you endure or crumple? Heh heh, oh, congregant, the question was rhetorical! We all crumple before the stranger—when the stranger is the STORY. Invocation Psalm: “Four Showers” Liturgical Reading: “Maps of the North” Concluding Prayer A Story symbol pin! A Cro-Croa mug! Coming oh so soon. Await it here: https://topatoco.com/collections/last-podcast

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0:00.0

Greetings, dear Congregan, it's Pastor Andrew with a quick announcement just for you.

0:05.8

The story must be told will always remain on all podcast platforms.

0:11.0

SoundCloud, iTunes, Stitcher, and Spotify, wherever you find its gooey message true, it will be there.

0:18.2

And we have so many exciting things coming to you in the next couple weeks,

0:22.2

including a story symbol pin, a crow, crow, a coffee mug, plump, plump.

0:27.0

Ooh, and a Patreon, so fresh.

0:30.5

Thank you, dear congregant, for your continued devotion to the story on the last podcast network.

0:36.9

Plump on it. Am, before we begin today's service, I just want to assure you, the rumors are true.

1:05.8

There is a fox loose in the church.

1:09.9

It is not a dog. Heck, we've had dogs in the church. It is not a dog.

1:11.3

Heck, we've had dogs in the church before.

1:14.7

None.

1:15.3

This is most definitely a fox.

1:17.8

The fox is not friendly.

1:20.7

The fox is confused, easily frightened, and very hungry.

1:26.1

So, the story must be told.

1:30.3

The story must be told.

1:33.3

Today, after some consideration and against our better judgment,

1:37.3

we have decided to let our groundskeeper, Devin, read us a song.

1:43.3

He is, well, excited, but also very nervous. Be kind to him. Devin, please,

1:50.6

approach the pulpit. Thank you, Brother Reed. This is a song from the big book.

2:01.6

Doogie had four homes, over two states and a beach.

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