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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

903 - Don't Call Me Crying

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2026

⏱️ 108 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

  • Show intro and theme music return

  • Ross McCoy joins on the couch

  • Dan warns mics are hot before going live

  • Podcast gear vs traditional radio console

  • Old Yamaha NG-166CX-USB mixer in studio

  • Raising faders slowly to avoid pops and ego boosts

  • Hosts wanting louder mics for control

  • Avoiding over-modulation and rough faders

  • Radio mic on off buttons and forgetting to flip them

  • Purpose and criticism of cough buttons

  • Extra hardware in the signal chain hurting audio

  • Tom coughing on air joke

  • Athlete representing another country at the Olympics

  • Eileen Gu competing for China despite U.S. upbringing

  • American born skier with Chinese mother

  • Alleged 6 million payment and citizenship questions

  • Debate over loyalty vs financial incentive

  • Athletes switching countries for better qualification odds

  • Comparisons to paid World Cup teams like Qatar

  • Pro sports money moves vs Olympic idealism

  • Hypothetical selling out to another country

  • Character rant about fiat currency vs gold

  • Joke about tipping with a worthless dollar

  • Taking foreign money framed as capitalism

  • Media framing silver medals as failures

  • Hostile coverage and death threats debate

  • Would you move for 6 million

  • Social media rewarding money driven controversy

  • Influencers chasing cash and outrage

  • Buying Olympic medals as investments joke

  • Medals not solid gold and ribbon quality complaints

  • Human rights criticism vs athletes taking money

  • Precious stones vs gold value debate

  • Diamonds and artificial scarcity comparison

  • Curling cheating controversy over double touching the stone

  • Canada vs Sweden slow motion replay dispute

  • Any force is force argument

  • Rules matter even if impact is tiny

  • Intent vs accidental second touch debate

  • Denial despite video evidence

  • Calm nations arguing apocalypse joke

  • Elite athletes controlling micro movements

  • Hypothetical micro spins and huffing to influence outcome

  • Uri Geller micro movement reference

  • Curling stones sourced from Ailsa Craig granite

  • Unique dense water resistant granite claims

  • Artificial scarcity and monopoly jokes

  • MLB special mud myth comparison

  • Rare materials vs marketing hype debate

  • Caller confirms rarity and 600 per stone estimate

  • Robot test comparing Olympic vs cheap stones

  • Tradition of curling resisting change

  • Ram Dave Boat Gambling Invitational March 31 Port Canaveral

  • Hosted on Victory Casino Cruise

  • Sponsors Mo DeWitt, Pyro Spot, Elite Vintage Apparel, Marshall Bone Construction

  • 25 entry includes meal, dessert, drink voucher, free drinks while gambling, 20 slot credit

  • Contact Ross McCoy to reserve

  • Gambling begins shortly after leaving port

  • Chef Ed pushing tater tots onto menu

  • Praise for Victory Casino Cruise food

  • Gambling addiction and chicken salad jokes

  • Prep kitchen below waterline

  • Music break and Ram leaves to catch boat

  • BoJack Horseman praised but very dark

  • Stranded boat memory eating Subway during fight

  • Lethal Weapon nostalgia and Speed rewatch

  • Kids finding older action movies slow

  • Shower and counter sex jokes

  • Paying handyman in Suboxone bit

  • Facebook Marketplace reactions on listings

  • Laugh emoji as vigilante justice against flippers

  • Not caring if buyers resell for profit

  • Re gifting etiquette without drama

  • Camping chair left at swim class and claimed

  • Finders keepers joke

  • Stop drop roll discussion and viral fire clips

  • Gasoline prank jumping into lake speculation

  • Teen fireball stunt burning hair and hand

  • Lying about barbecue accident

  • Friend could have gone to jail if filmed

  • Another stunt burning legs

  • Reflection on chasing attention with danger

  • Jackass style content saturation

  • Father son stunt content idea

  • Hesitation to post TikTok content

  • Plug for Ross McCoy interviews

  • BDM show perks and appreciation

  • Upcoming hip surgery anxiety and recovery plan

  • Fear of temporary leg issues after surgery

  • Schedule changes and fake drama joke

  • Uncertainty about returning next Wednesday

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Transcript

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0:00.0

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0:56.4

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