902 - Fart N-Word

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

* New flooring sponsor Core Flooring Center in Winter Park serving Central Florida
* Owner Corey has 20 years experience, strong ratings, and personally vets installers
* Offers waterproof laminate vinyl planks, wood flooring, carpet, and dustless removal
* 0 percent financing for 24 months and 15 percent listener discount
* Listener incentive includes a gift and studio visit for using sponsor
* Friday Free Show of A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan with guest Amy LaCorgia
* Debate over stylish glasses, grandma straps, and childhood teasing
* Amy quits Diet Mountain Dew and discusses caffeine withdrawal
* Defense of Mountain Dew stigma, hillbilly branding, and original slogan
* Winter Olympics as background TV and confusion over niche winter sports
* Rumor of ski jumpers injecting hyaluronic acid to manipulate suit sizing
* Explanation of suit regulations and marginal aerodynamic advantages
* Jokes about PRP and cosmetic girth injections and minor side effects
* Discussion of athletes chasing tiny competitive edges and past gear bans
* Abrupt shift to discussion of the N word and 1990s racial climate
* HGTV host Nicole Curtis clip debate and decision to censor on show
* Tourette syndrome explanation, taboo word tics, and dopamine reinforcement
* Debate over guilt, habit, cancel culture, and accountability
* Florida Comedy Collective nonprofit founded by Amy and Chandy Burke
* March 25 launch at Bullitt Bar with donation entry and local support push
* Sustainability challenges for local comedy and high show production costs
* Debate over film Sinners and idea of a formal timed debate
* Tease of upcoming topics including snooze button and Nancy Guthrie case
* New music from Angel Dust and Leap featured on show
* Sponsor reads for Streamline Mortgage and Don Mealey Chevrolet
* Snooze button history from 1956 and nine minute mechanical standard
* Debate over snoozing harming REM sleep versus easing anxiety
* Bedtime habits, oversized shirts, and minimalist fashion criticism
* Frustration over limited pain pills after surgery and profiling concerns
* Stories about past prescriptions, sobriety, and substance preferences
* Britney Spears sells catalog to Primary Wave for 200 million
* Breakdown of potential payout after fees and conservatorship context
* Discussion of wealth, lifestyle costs, and security versus happiness
* Savannah Guthrie mother disappearance update and Ring footage subpoena
* Privacy debate over smart devices storing data without subscription
* New suspect video and theory of burglary gone wrong
* Discussion of kidnapping rarity, fear culture, and media obsession
* BDM Appreciation Week, five dollar shirts, and gift bag stuffing at Hourglass Brewing
* Airplane tomato juice meme explained by noise and altitude altering taste
* Cornell research shows cabin noise suppresses sweet and salty flavors
* Umami defined as fifth taste and enhanced at altitude
* Examples of umami foods like tomatoes, mushrooms, parmesan, soy sauce, MSG
* Debate over perception bias, blind taste tests, and eyewitness reliability
* Ghost belief versus brain illusion and energy persistence theory
* Environmental effects on cognition compared to scuba depth
* Amy upcoming shows at Laugh Out Lounge and Shit Sandwich
* BDM show airs Tuesday due to holiday schedule and Stormy Daniels appearance

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0:00.0	We have a brand new flooring sponsor.
0:02.6	They're right there in Winter Park, servicing all of Central Florida.
0:06.2	They're called Core Flooring Center.
0:08.8	That's C-O-R-E-F-L-L.com is their website.
0:13.3	We had a meeting with Corey from Core Flooring.
0:15.9	He's got 20 years experience.
0:18.4	His ratings online are unbelievable good.
0:21.5	I was going to use the same word.
0:22.7	I was going to say unbelievable as well.
0:24.3	They're all great ratings online.
0:25.8	You can search for it yourself.
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:27.3	And I know on the BDM page, we're talking to a few of you guys.
0:31.1	We know some of you guys are in the need.
0:32.9	Maybe you got some projects.
0:34.4	Or do we got a guy for you?
0:35.9	He serves all of Central Florida, picks all of his installers.
0:39.5	He vets those. He knows who those guys are. He's using the greatest and best made in the USA waterproof laminate, vinyl planks. That's what I have in my home, and I love it. Wood flooring and carpet. But yeah, Corey's going to get you right. So if you do have those projects, go with the small business that's been doing it for 20 years.
0:57.2	And let's say you want to put it. carpet. But yeah, Corey's going to get you right. So if you do have those projects, go with
0:54.6	the small business that's been doing it for 20 years. And let's say you want to put some vinyl
0:58.9	planks in your house and remove your current flooring that you have. He has dustless flooring
1:03.9	removal, which is important because your whole house is dust these hell. Do it right. Do it right.
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