#90: Bad Riddles Unit

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Everyone loves a crime show where people wear big suits and solve big crimes. Detective Midge Crunch and Detective Benny Solvums are given the opertunity to get back into the field by solving some quick mysteries. Chief Veronica La Tooth is relentless but is kind enough to give them some hints. This is broken up with some commercials that are all from the 1990s. Do you like 90s Nostalgia? Well get into my office!

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Emily Kardamis & Emmaline Morris

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:30.0	At the time of the beep, the episode will be episode 90.
0:42.3	I ruined it.
0:49.0	Was that the road runner?
0:50.2	No, no, no, no, no.
0:53.4	I have been trying to catch this fucking road runner.
0:55.8	Was that a beep beep or a beep beep?
0:57.5	Have you ever regretted that you started?
0:59.5	It's out of the beep beep.
1:01.3	Now, I have this acne box with this log stick.
1:05.8	No, it is a steak.
1:07.0	You have acne.
1:08.0	I'm sorry.
1:09.2	I have pot marks.
1:13.4	My name is Slay the Fox.
1:16.8	I'm Elvester Flummed.
1:18.7	And I'm Erin K from episode 90.
1:21.9	This is episode 90.
1:23.0	Of Hey River River, the podcast for you by the people.
1:26.3	If our episode was...
1:27.3	Four kids, five kids.
1:31.3	If this episode was human, we'd be living in Florida.
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