#89: Puzzbot's April Fools

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Attention, this is Puzzbot speaking. The creator and co-host of the show, Adal Rifai, has died today. I honor his final wishes by playing a new version of his gameshow he created just for this podcast; hosted by me; his best friend and creation, Puzzbot. I may also try creating some retrofitted riddles if we're feeling up to it...meaning we create riddles based purely on only having an answer. In lieu of sending flowers please consider watching Shrek or listening to Boris Pickett's "hit" "song" Monster Rap. Adal is survived by his cats Fries and Brisket (chonk boi) and his girlfriend Jemma who has surely moved on already. #WoefulWednesday

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0:00.0	This is a head gum podcast.
0:30.0	The three of us are gathered here today to remember our friends and host of Heyrital Rital, Adolfi.
0:50.0	Wow. I can't believe he's finally gone.
0:54.0	I can't believe we didn't make a formal funeral for him.
0:57.0	I can't believe it's just us three, but in many ways that makes sense.
1:02.0	He died as he lived trying to fart on a duck and then getting fucked in death by that duck.
1:11.0	So what are these ashes? What are we doing?
1:14.0	Cooking them, throwing them.
1:16.0	Oh yeah, I was going to, I was planning on cooking these ashes.
1:19.0	What did anyone like to say a few words?
1:21.0	A few words.
1:23.0	I'm just like a rap.
1:25.0	Classic James.
1:26.0	Yeah, I guess so. I guess I can say a couple of words for Adolf.
1:30.0	We didn't know much about Adolf.
1:36.0	We never asked. Never thought to do it.
1:41.0	What else is in the news?
1:44.0	Are you doing a tight five?
1:46.0	I'm going to do some of my characters now.
1:49.0	Today is a sad day. Adolf died on April Fool's trying to make you two laugh.
1:54.0	And it's at me that you have nothing to say.
1:57.0	I'll say a few words.
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