9 - The Moron Store
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2018
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
This week our first story is a viral, totally fake, right-wing fantasy about a disrespectful millennial cashier who refuses to take a $20 bill with Trump's name on it. The Patron calls the cops.
Our second story is the tragic tale of a cup-based restaurant in Tucson who was forced to close its doors after posting a noxious, Pro-Trump, Anti-NFL list of grievances on its Facebook page and DARING it to go viral. Oops!
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| 0:00.0 | Like, |
| 0:00.5 | dude, |
| 0:00.7 | I saw a milk drinker today. |
| 0:01.9 | Hard milk drinker. |
| 0:03.0 | Walking down, |
| 0:03.8 | walking down Fifth Street. |
| 0:05.3 | Really? |
| 0:05.6 | Dude. |
| 0:06.1 | Drinking the, |
| 0:06.8 | like the half gallon plastic bottle. |
| 0:08.8 | Just drinking out of it, |
| 0:10.2 | eating, |
| 0:11.6 | not shitting you, |
| 0:13.4 | gel, |
| 0:13.8 | the, |
| 0:14.3 | the lifesavers gummies. |
| 0:16.2 | Oh, |
| 0:16.6 | whoa. |
| 0:16.9 | And milk. |
| 0:17.4 | What the fuck? |
| 0:18.5 | Right? |
| 0:19.2 | Did he, |
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