10 - Jesus Cake

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

This week the cult takes on the christian bakers who refused service to gay couples, one of which cases is currently being heard at the Supreme Court.

The comments section has thoughts as to why this isn't actually discrimination, occasionally at the expense of their own family members.

Also: Taco Bell slips up and reveals its ties to the Illuminati with a new ad campaign.

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0:00.0	You know what's crazy? My dad did one of those DNA things. Yeah, my dad did 9-11.
0:06.3	He did one of those DNA things and he's becoming more like, hey again.
0:11.7	Oh, really? He's like, you know what I realized, Matthew? We all come from the same place.
0:17.7	Your dad is like so impressionable.
0:19.9	I am.
0:21.1	Mm-hmm.
0:26.6	So, like, he's going to find out that he has 2% Nigerian blood and become like an African nationalist.
0:27.8	I hope so.
0:29.0	That would be so awesome.
0:30.2	He's like, we got to go back.
0:31.9	We got to go back to Africa.
0:33.7	I get my dad jorn up a nation of Islam.
0:35.7	That colt.
0:36.9	And he's like, fucking a red bowtide
0:39.4	Get that fucking filthy pork out of your mouth
0:42.8	He's in a dad you gave me pork for the first time
0:45.6	He's in a red bow tie but he's still got like
0:48.5	A lead Zeppelin pick underneath it on a pendant
0:51.5	Yeah that'd be perfect.
0:56.5	Through the collar?
0:59.5	He's like, it lines up right, though.
1:02.2	It's an Oreo speedwagon pick, right?
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