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The Bert Show

9: Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Society & Culture, Comedy, News, Entertainment News

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2026

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, February 10 [Vault]

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0:25.4

The Bird Show. You know what we're trying to get out here. It's a little homework assignment for brand new bird show listeners. Yeah, just to tell us how we're doing. That's it, really. I mean, because you, I mean, we've got very, very, very loyal listeners. And we also do a lot of market research here, but there's nothing better than like getting our hands dirty and actually hearing it from you guys. What we're doing right, what we're doing wrong, and some of you guys are brand new. And I think when we're doing the show, it's just, while we don't do it on purpose,

0:31.2

I think there's just a natural, it's just natural to cater to the people that have been listening longer. Right. And we've got to keep reminding herself, you know, we got the new TV commercial now,

0:35.6

we got the new signal, so there are new people coming all the time.

0:38.3

And what we want to do is make sure that we're still making you guys happy also. Very important to make the new listeners happy. So we want to just talk to you today, find out what you're liking, and then we're not asking you to say nice things. We want you to be honest with us over the next couple of days. We'll call you back and we'll find out what you guys are digging about us, where we might have lost you.

0:56.7

Some of you guys might say, you know what?

0:57.9

You're just not for me, which is fine, but we just want to find out why. Right. Hey, Angela, good morning. You're on Q100. Good morning. Hi. Good morning. How are you? I'm doing fantastic. Thank you. How long have you been listening, Angela? Since Monday, around about 6.30 or 7 when my friend called and blasted me out for never having heard of you all. Okay. We are really... Tell her we said thank you. This is the reoccurring theme that we keep hearing now is that... I mean, I haven't heard a lot of people go, it was a TV commercial. I've heard a lot of people say it was a friend that told me it has been telling me about you guys

1:31.1

and I find out of... that, I mean, I haven't heard a lot of people go, it was a TV commercial. I've heard a lot of people say it was a friend that told me, has been telling me about you guys,

1:32.2

and I finally gave in.

1:32.5

Right.

1:37.3

Right. We've been friends for, I believe, I'm 43 to give that away.

1:41.7

26 years, I've known since I was 17, and so we pretty much have the same taste.

2:00.9

But I work at a newspaper over in Athens, so I basically channel surf because I really can't stay focused on one thing while I'm trying to do my job, and she called me, and I forget what was going on Monday, but she insisted that I changed the channel, put it on 99.7, which is, I guess, the new one. I guess it used to be 100-something before.

2:01.2

Right.

2:15.7

And so I programmed that in, if I now have y'all on my little button, so when y'all come on in the mornings, I flip the button over because I know I'm going to be entertained. Oh, well, thank you. So, so far, in the very short period of time that you've been listening, we've got you right now. right now totally right now like that was listening to Star 94

2:17.4

for the longest because I've been around Atlanta a long time

2:19.8

and then they went away, for whatever reason, they went away, and I just didn't have the station. But when she called me up, she worked the Waffle House every morning she listens to you going on, she knows about every one of y'all, because she was explaining to me, and I thought you're saying bird, but I understand it's Bert. Right. And I do the bird shots.

2:36.3

No, I haven't was saying bird, but I understand it's Bert. Right.

2:35.1

And she was a bird shot.

2:36.2

I said, no, I haven't heard of the bird show.

2:39.4

We're seven years into this, and I still get that.

2:41.9

There's a lesbian and there's Bert, and that's as far as I got.

2:46.0

Okay.

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