Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Or as I like to call it, Dear Alicia and Hank.

It is the weekly podcast where I, Hank Green, and usually John, I don't know if we can

even say usual anymore because it has now been more not John than John.

But anyway, this week, the amazing Felicia Day, answer your questions, give you dubious

advice and bring you all the week's news from both Mars and AFC Wimbledon.

But first, Felicia, do you have a poem for us?

Yes, I do.

In fact, I have a prepared statement.

A couple of the sounds that I really like are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike.

I'm a juvenile product of the working class whose best friend floats in the bottom of

a class.

Thank you.

Thank you for that lovely poem written by Bernie Topin, the man who wrote almost all of

the lyrics to Elton John's songs.

Please answer.

This is the final, this is the final Elton John lyric of Dear Hank and John because John's

hiatus will be ending next week so he will be back but this week, even better than John

we have Felicia.

How are you doing?

I'm really good.

How are you?

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