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Okay.

Nowhere in the English language does the OE make the short E sound. I don't know why.

But you've always been to Kecktoner, even great grandparents were Keckners?

All Keckners. In fact, I've heard one of my nephews say Ketner.

He throws the silent tea in there.

Anyway, you go to the graveyard.

There's at least 75 German families.

Now, how that age?

Can you forget how to...

You can say hell.

They were surrounded by Germans. In German, it's Kirshner. Kirshner. Okay. Is there a... Like Don Kirshner. Exactly. Umlau. Oh. Oh, okay. Yes. So, but I don't get Kekner. And I, you know... I don't get them either. That's his future. What did you say that the O and the E don't make a sound ever? Don't make the short E. Ever in the English language? You've checked with linguists on this? That would always be O. Yeah? Yes. It should be Cochner. It's clearly coached on this? Obviously, he has. Let's call Nome Chomsky. Do you have an in-house linguist? His name is Mr. Puss. Hey, wait, Mr. Puss, ask A-I how to say K-O-E-C-H-N-E-R. All right.

We're going to get the real answer here. Check out. If you go to David Kekner dot com, Funny Bone this week, tonight, and then you're in Minnesota coming up in Illinois and all over the country, by the way. Arkansas. 50 cities you're going this year, right? 50. Yep. Low Arkansas next week.

AI says Kockner.

There you go. That's right. So they make the CH, you see K. Well, there are a lot of celebrities out there that will say their name has always been pronounced wrong and they just let it go. I don't correct people.

If I'm at a restaurant. Yeah, but your whole family says Keckner, right? Yes. I've told my children, if you just want to say, Coachner, just do that. And they're like, no, no. I'm like, God, I would. Here's the thing. They changed their entire last name. They want their dad. they were to say are you relayed to David Kekner?

My mother's last name, They want their dad. They would have said, are you relayed to David Kekner?

My mother's last name, pardon me, was Downey.

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