8x02: The One True Short King
Boars, Gore, and Swords
Red Scott
4.5 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 April 2019
⏱️ 85 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
Summary
A Knight of Seven Kingdoms, Season 8, Episode 2 of Game of Thrones. Ivan & Red were not ready for this beautiful, hour long piece of the finest fan service. Officially the 69th episode, it was the nicest episode yet.
- Support Ivan & Red!->patreon.com/boarsgoreswords
- Follow us on twitter->@boarsgoreswords
- Find us on facebook->facebook.com/BoarsGoreSwords
Transcript
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
| 0:00.0 | This episode is brought to you by Blockbuster, a new podcast detailing the friendship and rivalry |
| 0:05.9 | between Stephen Spielberg and George Lucas in the years leading up to Jaws and Star Wars. |
| 0:11.4 | Get Blockbuster wherever you listen to podcasts. |
| 0:15.9 | As a student of filmed perversion, |
| 0:18.9 | that definitely looked like the kind of scene |
| 0:20.8 | that would be edited with a body double. Don'tdun-d-d-d-dun-d-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-hah-dah-dah-huh... New things, the river crossing. |
| 0:34.0 | Oh no! |
| 0:36.0 | Over the sea! |
| 0:38.0 | Four seas over the sea! |
| 0:41.0 | Game of Thrones Game! Game of Thrones Game of Thrones Game. Both Thrones Game of Thrones Game. |
| 0:44.0 | Sean Bean dies. |
| 0:45.0 | I'm Red Scott. |
| 0:47.0 | And I'm Ivan Hernandez. |
| 0:48.0 | And this is Boys Gore and Swords. |
| 0:50.0 | The third best Game of Thrones podcast doing the nicest episode of the season. |
| 0:56.0 | This is the officially titled Game of Thrones 69, one of the nicest episodes in the entire years. |
| 1:02.0 | This truly was the nicest episode in the entire series. This was the nicest episode of the entire series. |
| 1:05.2 | This had the most wholesome content that we wanted from the... Oh buddy there is nothing I love more. |
| 1:11.8 | There was some unwholesome content in this episode. |
| 1:15.0 | I mean who cares about incest at this point? It's a moot point. |
| 1:20.0 | We know that... |
| 1:21.0 | He thought that it was such an unimportant point that he didn't even |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Red Scott, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Red Scott and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.