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Boars, Gore, and Swords

8x01: 600 Days of Winter

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2019

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Winterfell, Season 8, Episode 1 of Game of Thrones. Ivan & Red discuss the stage being set for the final showdown between the dead and the living. From Jon missing the point, to Sansa being taken seriously, to Arya making a dagger gun, it's a giant of an episode, so cuddle up next to your aunt and nephew and strap in.

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0:00.0

I don't believe in the friend zone as a concept but if anybody deserves to get friend

0:03.4

zoned it is truly your own gray joy.

0:05.4

Duh d'un-duh-duh-duh-duh-m-moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.

0:15.0

Oh no!

0:18.0

Over the sea!

0:20.0

Horses over the sea! See! I'm Ivan Hernandez. And this is Boys Going Swords. The third greatest

0:34.9

game of Thrones podcast coming back to what we do third greatest. Covering

0:39.7

Game of Thrones baby. That's right we have a full hour and a half plan just on the

0:44.4

opening credits of this motherfucker. Ha ha ha ha they're all new. Oh that when that

0:49.3

little when that little fucking dragonhead popped up I was like that's so adorable when that little throne popped up I was like that's so adorable when that little

0:53.2

throne popped up I was like oh this this duplo set kicks ass I would pay an

0:58.4

infinite amount of money to get the assemblable set the The official Game of Thrones duplo set complete with

1:05.6

severed head duplos. This is season 8 episode one of Game of Thrones

1:10.0

episode title not kidding Game of Thrones 68.

1:15.0

They didn't release it.

1:16.0

They don't have episode titles.

1:17.8

I assume they would release them and it would say it in the episode.

1:21.4

They didn't say it in the episode it's just game of

1:23.4

throne 68 as far as I can tell so are you telling me that next episode it's gonna be

1:29.4

nice it's gonna be nice it's gonna be nice

1:31.8

we can't exhaust the jokes. We can't exhaust the jokes now before we even know.

1:37.0

All right, so it's written by Dave Hill, directed by David Nutter.

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