#89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires
Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard
Sam Tripoli & Johnny Woodard
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2023
⏱️ 147 minutes
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Hosts: Sam Tripoli, Johnny Woodard
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You may have heard about people's postcode lottery and often wondered how does it work. |
| 0:06.0 | Playing is simple. |
| 0:07.0 | You sign up for a monthly subscription of 12 pounds, guaranteeing you entry into every draw. |
| 0:12.0 | And your ticket is your postcode. |
| 0:15.0 | Prizes are one every day, including millionaire street, where one lucky postcode wins a share |
| 0:21.0 | of 1 million pounds every Saturday. |
| 0:24.0 | Also, at the end of the month, players in one postcode area win a share of a minimum |
| 0:29.0 | of £3.2 million, a minimum of 33% of every ticket goes to charities and good causes across |
| 0:37.0 | Great Britain and beyond. |
| 0:39.0 | With a staggering £1.1 billion raised so far. |
| 0:43.0 | So, for a chance to win, sign up before midnight on the 24th of August to play in the September |
| 0:49.0 | Draws, and the next winning postcode could be yours. |
| 0:53.0 | CL managed lotries and behalf of good causes, 18-plus conditions apply. |
| 0:57.0 | Play responsibly, not available in Northern Ireland. |
| 1:04.0 | Morning. |
| 1:05.0 | Broke in simulation. |
| 1:06.0 | Broke in simulation. |
| 1:08.0 | We're... |
| 1:09.0 | Sam Tripoli. |
| 1:13.0 | Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents. |
| 1:16.0 | Broke in simulation. |
| 1:17.0 | Sorry, Johnny Woodard. |
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