Page 94, the Private Eye podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of Page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray.

I'm joined by Ian Hizlop, Richard Brooks and Helen Lewis.

We're in the eye's office and we're here to discuss the news developments

that have occurred since the magazine last went to print

and everything that might happen before it next goes to print.

So as we're in the middle of conference season,

it's worth covering the Conservative Party conference

which did make it into the last issue.

And which I think there hadn't been the final confirmation

when we went to press that HS2 was being scrapped

because that was saved for the big speech,

you know, the great announcement of what we're not doing.

Richard and I could film this video saying that they were going to scrap it

but hadn't yet seen fit to share that with the rest of the class.

You're absolutely right.

And had he been Boris, he would have filmed two videos

for either result, but he didn't.

I just felt, you know, thanks to Richard Brooks, who is here.

I'm in a position where I have to say,

well, you know, were she scrapping it?

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