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Kristen, CHILL OUT.

#89 Are You Too Cynical?

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8672 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week Kristen is joined by herself and talks about her fear of going out in public with her glasses, her new wave of depression and how she was dumped because she was too cynical. She also talks about people who pray in airports, treadmills and her "hierarchy of being a good person" theory. If you'd like to support the show, please go to Patreon.com/KristenandChill. You can also follow Kristen on Instagram @KrisCarn and the show @Kristenandchill

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Kristen and Chill podcast. I think you guys got that part by the logo on the show that you just clicked on.

0:20.0

But just in case you didn't see it, this is mentally

0:23.1

chill. No, it's not. It's Kristen and chill. God damn it, I do that all the time. And actually,

0:28.1

I think that's a good example of how we just regurgitate what our brain already knows and is

0:35.9

programmed to do. If you say you hate yourself over and over for years and years and years,

0:40.9

you may not really, but because that's what you've carved out in your brain,

0:45.5

that's where it will default to.

0:47.4

That's what's easy and most comfortable.

0:49.7

Like it's the easiest and most comfortable thing for my brain to say mentally chill.

0:53.9

Because Kristen and chill, what? I have my own show. That's not possible. That cannot be. it's the easiest and most comfortable thing for my brain to say mentally chill because

0:54.2

Kristen and chill what I have my own show that's not possible that cannot be but here we are it is

1:00.3

true it's a thing it's real and today my guest is quite a jerk she beats herself up all the time

1:09.2

she never lets herself be happy.

1:11.7

And she eats like a poor college student.

1:14.3

And not like a college student that's having fun partying and just needs to get Taco Bell because they're hung over.

1:19.8

But like the weird shut-in college student who slurps ramen and has it trickling down their chin as they play video games. I'm eating like

1:28.9

that kind of college student. Kristen Carney, everybody. Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for having me.

1:33.6

I am so unenthused to be here. Oh, I'm unenthused. You're here. Awesome. So it's just going to be

1:39.1

me, myself, and you guys. You thought I was going to say I, didn't you? No, me, myself, and you guys you thought I was going to say I didn't you know me myself and you guys not me

1:45.9

myself and I this week and the reason or reasons I should say is number one people enjoy shows

1:55.0

when I do them alone which I will never understand and I'm not even trying to understand

2:00.5

when I'm accepting number Number two, I'm in

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