Hi Sharks, my name is Todd Toderson and my product is the horse files.

I'm your seeking $300,000 in exchange for 15% of my company.

The horse industry is a billion dollar industry and horseshoes cost $79 million a year to the owners.

So change out the horseshoes and file it down with the horse files.

With my products you could make 50% margins and 79% numbers, numbers, blah blah, blah.

So invest in me or you're all a bunch of horse.

Thank you.

I skipped lunch today.

For that reason reason I know.

I'll tell you what, I'll make you an offer. I'll give you the 300,000, but I want 51% and 4% royalty on every product sold for the rest of time.

Thank you. Wow, could I just have a moment to call my business partner and talk through this

extremely life-changing decision?

If you leave the tank, the deal might not be here when you get back.

I'm going to have to politely decline your offer.

You're dead to me.

Thank you, Sharks.

Yeah, I never really wanted to make a deal.

I just wanted to be on National TV.

So mission accomplished.

Oh, I used to love Shart Tank. I haven've been watching a long time. You used to love it. I feel

was very exciting. Now it's, it's a little overdone. You know, you got these guys coming in here.

They always got to be so lame. Why are the pitches? They always end with like a rhyme. They're like, this is our cordless vacuum that connects to Wi-Fi and also can climb up on your counter and do the dishes.

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