87: CDC Being Several Months Behind, Middle School Maddox, and the Oscars

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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CDC updates are months behind what the general public is doing. Maddox appears as a guest. And Trey discusses Oscar awards absolutely no one cares about.

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0:00.0	We the CDC are happy to announce, you may now go outside without your masks on.
0:05.0	What, uh, okay, I thought we were allowed to do that a whole time.
0:09.0	What do you, we just now can do that? I don't...
0:12.0	But we got more folks, listen to this. Yep.
0:14.0	You can now gather with 10 people.
0:17.0	You can hang out with 10 people now.
0:19.0	CDC, we've been, everyone's been doing that the whole time.
0:21.6	I, I feel like you're kind of behind.
0:23.6	I thought we did that months ago.
0:25.6	What?
0:26.6	And last but not least, as long as you keep your mask on, you can now get on an airplane.
0:32.6	Yeah, you can get on an airplane starting now.
0:35.6	So you see, it feels like you've just been announcing stuff that everyone already kind of knew was okay.
0:39.3	You're just like several months behind.
0:41.3	Well, yeah, that's kind of our thing.
0:43.3	So stay tuned.
0:44.3	We might have some news soon that you could attend that funeral of yours.
0:48.3	What, what else?
0:49.3	We never stopped anything.
0:50.3	CDC later, I don't, go Gators.
0:53.3	CDC, catch up. Catch up.
0:56.0	What does the CDC stand for anyway?
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