Welcome to beach to sandy water to wet. A podcast featuring real reviews written

by people who just need the world to know what they think. Between you and me I

wanted to like this podcast but I'd give it zero stars if I could.

Hello and welcome to beach to sandy water to wet the podcast where we read the worst

reviews in the most dramatic fashion. My name is Alex my name is Christine and indeed

these are the worst reviews of all time. Yeah we picked. We did nothing. Oh I thought

you were going to say we picked a theme. I was like I had nothing to do with this. Oh

no I picked a quality theme. I am very pleased with my decision. I'm sure you are. I'm sure

you are. I certainly am not. Well I think that everyone's going to love this but you then

because this is a good episode already. I'm putting it out there that this is the special

not for kids episode that I've chosen. And also if you're a child why are you have you been listening

to us? Because they're cool. I don't think we've ever had a child friendly episode. Rebel teens.

Okay now let's get to the fun. Okay. Why don't you go first. You look excited for this.

It's very comfortable. Frustrated. Okay. This? Okay I also. Did we even tell it? Did we say what the

theme is? No. Okay. I picked the theme because we decided I was thinking let's do Missouri. What do

I think of when I think of Missouri? I think of adult video stores. I feel like I want to be

also clear here that like we know that Missouri is not just adult video stores like I'm speaking

for yourself. Okay well I just want to clarify. I I have had lovely times in Missouri and it's a great

place. Okay here we go. This is a review of a place called Romantics with it X at the end.

I could have guessed. I want to add that I want. Okay. You are not feeling as episode.

I'm not because I like it's a weird go between like I want to be clear that I'm very sex

positive and I'm not trying to critique these people at all like as far as that on that level

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