87. Tonic Health (the vitamin salesman and food "expert" trying to stop us eating almost everything)
The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake
Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell
4.8 • 647 Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Who am I to tell you to |
| 0:09.0 | Who am I to tell you? |
| 0:23.6 | That I would never let you down |
| 0:27.1 | And no one else would love you |
| 0:30.7 | Half as much as I do now |
| 0:34.7 | Who am I to tell you? |
| 0:38.0 | Worried about this. |
| 0:39.1 | I'll always catch you when you fall. |
| 0:42.2 | No need to be worried, brother. |
| 0:43.6 | Well, I wouldn't be myself at all. |
| 0:49.4 | And welcome to the Screen Rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst |
| 0:53.2 | content that's been writing our screens and indeed are mine. Shout out to everyone who subscribed to this podcast, either on Apple, Spotify or YouTube. You are doing us a big favour, but no bigger favour as the patrons. The Freemasons, £3.99 a month. They're getting extra episodes just like this every single week. Plus access to the monthly rock bar, the live calling show, |
| 1:12.8 | and priority access on tickets to live shows that sell out in hours. |
| 1:14.5 | Of course, a big shout out to the Illuminati. |
| 1:15.9 | The same. |
| 1:16.5 | Five-99 a month, they're getting all of that. |
| 1:18.0 | Plus a free hat on their head |
| 1:19.5 | and access to the most deranged group chat on the planet. |
| 1:21.6 | Big shout out to Eugene. |
| 1:22.4 | He runs our Twitter account. |
| 1:23.5 | Sent by. |
| 1:24.3 | By. He may, indeed, by sent by God. And a big wink and a kiss to the ladies and the queers who listen to this podcast, |
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