Welcome to Paris Pizzeriere. Your blind dates is already at the table and here she is. Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here? You're married anyway. Substitution brought to you by Paddy Power. Cousin' Brenda makes me for Beth, the office crush. Oh, get in! You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver. Because with Paddy's Super Sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Patti power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cases and exclusions apply. 18 plus scumeralware. Dot. Hello, Jacob Hawley from the Screamwop podcast here. Hope you're well. Now, in the intro to the episode you're about to listen to, Jake and I speculate on how many

tickets for the tour we have sold, because we recorded that intro a few weeks ago, just before

some of the tickets went on sale. I have a correct update for you now. London sold out in a few

hours on pre-sale. Amazing. Glasgow, Brighton, Manchester, also sold out to Patrons via pre-sale. Bristol is now also

sold out too. There are 20 tickets left in Birmingham. There's about 20 tickets left in Leeds as well.

If you want us to bring our show to either Edinburgh, Newcastle or Liverpool, give us a shout.

We again, let us know. Finally, London people who couldn't get tickets, those of you who aren't on the patron side, who maybe are on the patron side, but we're a little bit slow to the button. We've got big things coming in London soon. Keep your eyes peeled. Get on the Patreon if you want to priority access. I'm hoping the stuff we've got coming is going to be big enough that everyone's going to be able to buy a ticket, patron, non-patron, whatever. Ladies and gentlemen,

thanks for your time. Enjoy this episode of the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and indeed our minds.

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as well as those who are giving us five-star reviews.

We really appreciate that.

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The game extra episodes like this every single week plus access to the rock bar

the live stream show that we're doing once every single month

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to the ladies who listen

who are indeed some of the most gorgeous and sexy ladies in the UK and I'm here with Jake Farrell.

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