87: Sore Muscles (w/ Jessica McKenna)
The Dumbbells
Headgum
4.9 • 619 Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2018
⏱️ 86 minutes
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It's episode 87!!! When Jessica McKenna sincerely asked Eugene if working out regularly means you'll be sore forever, he knew she had to be a guest in The Weight Room. Jessica tells the guys about growing up in Orange County and playing soccer with tons of heart but no talent. Eventually, it was theater and mock trial that occupied her time energy and she bored some poor woman at Taco Bell with all the details - literally every day. She tells Euge and Stanger about what's she's doing now and how she married into a family obsessed with fitness and the guys try to help her with her consistency even though she doesn't really care. Jessica is so funny and this episode is one of kind!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:06.7 | This is the Dumbaus of Personal Fitness podcast where we are, I'm Eugene Cordero. |
| 0:10.5 | And me, I'm Ryan Stanger, have discussions and answer questions on all things, health and fitness. |
| 0:14.3 | This is solely based on our own working experiences, a little bit of breastings. |
| 0:18.5 | So please keep in mind that we're not doctors and never claim to be. Never. Just a couple of dumbouts, lovers. I want to help you with yours. And the help could start right now. What voice was that? It was cool. Was it? You sounded chill. Oh. Jazz? I thought I sounded jazzy. You sounded jazzy. Like I was sitting at a piano that I couldn't play. Yeah. I mean, you're smoking with sunglasses on right now. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You kind of fully realize that. You mean I look hot. Yeah, yeah. Hey, let's welcome our guest to the wait room, ladies and gentlemen. You know her. You love her. Jazz McKenna. Oh. Jess McKenna. Please scoot over in his piano. Two at the piano? We're going to chop sticks. I'm going to lay on the top of it. Like, uh, so. Oh, beautiful. Michelle Pfeiffer and the family of Spaker boys. Yeah, yeah. Is she in that? Has anybody done the bit where they open it and then sit in it? |
| 1:14.5 | I don't know. |
| 1:17.6 | And then somebody play it and it just sounds muffling bad. |
| 1:19.3 | It sounds like an I Love Lucy thing. It does, right? |
| 1:20.3 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.8 | It sounds like old school comedy. |
| 1:23.4 | That could become new school. |
| 1:24.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:25.4 | Just sit in it and then sing a song and just have the pianist just tried their hardest to play it correctly. |
| 1:31.6 | That sounds great. |
| 1:32.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:33.1 | One time I did a sketch where the reason she was on the piano is because the floor was lava. |
| 1:40.8 | That's great. |
| 1:42.3 | So she's just singing, but then you pull out and it's like, but also I can't get down. |
| 1:47.9 | That's amazing. |
| 1:49.4 | That's funny. |
| 1:50.0 | That's like classic, that classic game of the floor is lava. |
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