87: Post-Hookup Etiquette

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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BROKE BOYS DON’T DESERVE NO PUSSY….*i know that’s right!* FINALLY back from her Italian rendezvous, Sofia is flying solo this week. Though she did bring a new Sloot Media member along with her. Welcome Celeste, Sofia’s new Birkin! Today Sofia gives us a FULL rundown of her 30th birthday extravaganza including (of course) an argument she and Mr. Mans got into while on said trip. Next, we release a PSA that MUST be heard far and wide: BROKE MEN SHOULD NOT BE DATING. Yes, you read that right. Stop clutching your pearls because you, me, and his overdrawn Chase account all know it’s the truth. Sofia discusses the utter misery that comes with dating a broke man and why instead of dating, he should focus on getting out of that financial situation. Finally, we have a Sloot University inspired by something that recently struck a nerve with Sofia while out on a date: Post Hookup Etiquette. From how you should react when your mans old fling approaches him while you’re out, to how you should react when you run into a former booty call (spoiler: you don’t react). There is LOTS of valuable information in this episode so listen up Sloots. I mean - take it from the girl who just got a Birkin. Like the City Girls once said, “where the bag at?!” Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Favor: http://www.heyfavor.com/SOFIA to get your first birth control care package and donate to help more women in need of affordable birth control Vegamour: http://www.vegamour.com/SOFIA and use code SOFIA to save 20% Ora Organic: Get 30% off your first subscription when you text SOFIA to 64-000 Dave: Download Dave from the App Store today and get up to $500 instantly To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi party people, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am back in New York. I'm just settling
0:14.8	in still for my European gotaway. And I am recording from WTF Media Studios. You heard
0:22.1	it once, you've heard it twice, you're going to keep hearing me say it. Blackone Studio,
0:26.3	she got the best place to record. So, ho New York, it can't get better than this. And I am joined
0:34.2	by a very, very special guest. And she is sitting next to me right now. Her name is Miss
0:42.0	B. A.K.A. Celeste. Hi Celeste, how are you? For those of you listening audio, you're going
0:50.5	to be really upset with me. And I'm telling you right now you need to subscribe to my YouTube
0:55.8	channel because my guest today Celeste A.K.A. Miss B is the Birken bag that I was gifted for my birthday.
1:06.9	Guys, I know I sound obnoxious as fuck right now, but it is what it is. She's stunning,
1:13.0	she's the most beautiful thing I've ever been gifted. The color, the shape, I want to fuck her
1:17.5	when I get home. Just gorgeous. Just incredible. You might not hear too much from her, but Miss B,
1:26.7	just having you there is like giving me courage to get through this episode. So, oh my god,
1:32.3	I don't even know where to fucking starve. I just had a monumental birthday, you guys. If you
1:40.6	don't follow me on social media, okay? You are doing yourself a great disservice because I bought
1:48.1	the most ridiculous, huge, fluffy, massive pink dress for my 30th birthday. It looked like a
1:58.4	keen scenario dress straight up. Like I had no business wearing that at this dinner I was at.
2:04.6	I don't give a fuck. When you're turning 30, you can do whatever the fuck you want. It was
2:11.2	completely ridiculous, but it was super, super cute and I will post it. But as far as turning 30
2:18.4	goes, people keep asking me how I'm feeling and I wouldn't be feeling anything honestly if it weren't
2:32.4	for every single person checking in on me asking me how I'm fucking feeling. There is something very
2:38.7	interesting when you turn 30. You don't just get a bunch of simple happy birthday. I love you have
2:45.7	the best day. You don't just get a bunch of texts like that. All the texts that come in are like
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