86: Mr. Independent ft. John

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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We all have some codependency issues right….? Or is that just a Sofia thing? This week Sofia is joined by the one and only, the man we all know and love - John Azemar! Today the two meet up for a quick little catch up beginning with Sofia’s mom's recent ayahuasca trip that she may or may not have found off of an Instagram ad. We’re not sure. Next, John tells us about his impending surgery from a stingray incident that happened a few years ago - and for some reason John being stung by a stingray is zero percent shocking. Finally, we have a very confronting Sloot University where John takes the professor role today, and Sofia is the sloodent. John wastes NO time digging into Sofia’s avoidant tendencies and codependency struggles - and probably says some things we ALL have been wanting to say to her. Not that it’s gonna matter anyway because as you’re listening to this Sofia is on a romantic getaway in Italy so per usual, in one ear and out the other! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Dipsea: http://www.dipseastories.com/SOFIA for 30 days full access To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome to Sophia with an F. I am feeling super frisky today, super excited.
0:16.2	As always I am recording from WTF Media Studios, Black Own Studio, the only studio you should
0:23.6	be fucking record from in Soho, New York. Anyways you guys, I am joined by my best friend.
0:33.7	He's basically my brother, John, like the Bible. Hi. Hey guys, if you don't know John, we
0:42.0	have been a package deal since high school best friends since freshman year, maybe even before
0:50.1	that and nothing has changed and I'm so happy to have you back. I think at this point you have been
0:57.5	on the show more than literally any other guest. I've been on here four times. Maybe. Yeah, maybe.
1:07.4	Around there. Yes, thank you for coming back. Thank you for having me. John, just John is the guy and
1:15.9	the friend and the person that I could call you 20 minutes before recording and you would be like,
1:22.9	yeah, let's go. I'm here for whenever. Just call me. I know. If I'm not skateboarding, I'm there.
1:29.7	Can we talk about skateboarding? Just really? Please. No, like literally that's like all I want to,
1:34.1	let's I'm ready. Because I am such a big fan of skateboarding. Oh yeah. You have almost died, I think
1:42.9	three times in the last month on your electric skateboard constantly cut up. I'm not going to lie. Like,
1:49.7	I'm pretty good. Not to like to my own horn, but I want to know if anyone has seen me out there,
1:56.5	just fucking zooming in Manhattan and you're just like, whoa, what is that guy doing? I would love to
2:04.6	know if anyone else sees me or if I'm just like in your own head. You haven't seen that. You go
2:10.7	100 miles per hour. I tell you that, but you have to you have to see it to see it. I've seen it. Okay.
2:17.2	I've also seen your hands right now. Uh, one of them's broken. Do there. I'm always I'm always
2:22.5	cut up. I'm always cut up. Didn't you hit a kid or he had to move out of the way? No, I had no
2:28.1	I had a grandma is what I had and she was not happy. Do but like also she was yelling at me and
2:36.3	she was being a little crazy. But like she moved in my way. I hit her and her and her and her
2:42.0	friends got like all pissed off and they were just like like probably like 80 90 years old. I
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