Hi, I'm Todd Nathanson.

And I'm Lena Morgan.

This is Song versus Song, and we are ready to rock.

We are ready to chick rock.

We are doing Joan Jets, I Love Rock and Roll, versus Pat Benatar's, hit me with your best shot.

I can't believe you didn't open up by saying,

put it into the dime in the jukebox, baby, no?

Well, you better make sure you put me in my place.

Tell me how to do my job.

I actually watched you have a, like,

I thought the thing had frozen for a second, the video,

but no, is actually your brain taking a second to come up with that joke.

But it was a good one. It was worth that split second with me going, is something wrong with the video?

This is a weird start to this episode.

Here we go.

All right. Well, you're a real tough cookie with a long history of helping me do this podcast.

It's true.

Which is your pick?

Because you've been wanting to do a Joan versus Pat thing for quite a bit, as I recall. Have I?

I mean, like, here's what I know when you announced it last episode.

I was excited.

So I'll take your word for it.

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