Hi, I'm Todd Nathanson.

Now I'm Lena Morgan.

This is Song versus Song, and we have a dueling pianos matchup today.

We have been waiting to do this one for a long time.

It is the Elton versus Billy Matchup you have all been waiting for.

We are doing Billy Joel's Piano Man versus Elton John's tiny dancer. Want to hear me

play these songs on my piano? Did you bring your piano? No. You're the worst. I thought about it,

but I truly believed that you would do it this week, that I wouldn't have to ask that it would just

be self-evident and you would do the responsible thing.

I was gonna, and then I remembered that thing's very heavy,

and my recording setup for the podcast is way upstairs,

and I'd have to bring the piano, and then the stand, and then the amp,

and then I'd have to bring them all right back down

because I have to record something else on my actual set tonight, so no, you don't get it. Oh, by the way, we have a guest

in the podcast studio today. I was just going to say whatever happened to suffering for your art,

but that's just me. I've suffered enough. If you guys pay me enough on the Patreon to buy a second piano then maybe no eventually i'm

going to get a little like cassio thing that can fit in my lap that i'll bring out but again you

guys got to pay for it anyway would you like to introduce yourself hi i'm uh angelina this. This is like, what, my third time on here?

I'm really, really excited.

I want to say third.

Yeah, I think third time's a charm.

You know, triples is best.

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