87 - Dancing Queen

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

This week the right wing is frothing over two incredibly disrespectful congresswomen: Rashida Tlaib and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

The first, guilty of calling Trump a motherf*cker as well as calling for his impeachment, is sentence to be eaten alive by pigs (we think this is a muslim reference? Everything else in the comments is)

Second, guilt of the heinous crime of earnestly reenacting a dance number from Breakfast Club. There are three types of response to this video, and we bet you can guess two of them.

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0:00.0	a soft spot for bush and i was like how do you have a like a soft spot you know what they need
0:05.1	that soft spot pushed in with a thumb yeah right you know the liberals are destroying
0:12.1	california and conservative humor gonoray conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia
0:19.8	today so stay tuned we're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:27.6	It's not beautiful when you go across that border.
0:29.6	But stay tuned, guys. We'll show you exactly what it looks like when you're just going to get you.
0:39.5	All there in bar and hold on, stay tuned.
0:43.9	Right here.
0:45.0	Hell yeah.
0:46.8	That's true.
0:47.7	You should just get three Xs through that.
0:51.4	And then he'll be like, oh, you're straight-edge.
0:53.8	You're just like, no, I'm just not Christian.
0:56.1	It's one for each of the Holy Trinity.
1:01.2	No father, no son, no holy ghost.
1:05.3	All right.
1:06.2	Hi, I'm Alexander Edward.
1:07.6	And I'm Tony Boswell.
1:08.7	And we are a minion death cult.
1:10.4	The world is ending.
1:12.7	Impertinent, rude, congresswomen are responsible.
1:17.6	We're documenting it.
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