86 - "I know my gender, I am Santa claus"

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2018

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Baby Jesus in a cage, North Carolina Sheriffs refusing to cooperate with ICE, genderqueer Santa Clauses. It's a rough time for conservatives this year.

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned, guys. We'll show exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	all there in barn to talk. Stay tuned.
0:33.6	All right, I'm Alexander Edward. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:36.6	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:39.1	The world is ending.
0:41.1	A gender queer Santa Claus is responsible.
0:45.0	Yes, they are.
0:46.0	We're documenting it.
0:48.6	So we have a wonderfully festive show for you folks today.
0:59.0	Before we get into the Christmas festivities I would like to comment on some news you know what's what's in the news Tony oh it's
1:05.0	breaking it's this thing so we didn't necessarily get any negative feedback about our discussion of Beto and how
1:13.5	Beto is definitely going to be president in 2020 and how we weren't necessarily cool with that.
1:21.3	But what's this?
1:23.2	Oh, let me look up what Beto has recently said.
1:27.1	Oh, Beto's saying, I don't know if I'm a progressive Democrat.
1:34.7	Which is like the lowest bar possible for a Democrat.
1:40.6	Just say you're a fucking progress.
1:42.4	Jesus Christ.
1:44.0	Holy shit. It should be redundant. We all
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